fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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