how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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