Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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