i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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