me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We just shotgunned beers for America
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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