If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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