You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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