I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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