just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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