All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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