Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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