Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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