How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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