But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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