I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
