Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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