Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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