New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Randomize
