this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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