Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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