worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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