just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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