Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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