Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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