yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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