Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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