Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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