great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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