I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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