hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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