theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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