youre lurking in front of me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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