Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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