To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Houston, we have a blender
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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