just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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