Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its about making memories worth repressing
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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