Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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