This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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