you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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