Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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