Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I need to calm my uterus...
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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