i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
You don't make any sense
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