There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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