yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Randomize
