did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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