We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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