Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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