she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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