What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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