On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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