They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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