looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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