i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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