He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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