Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
id be glad to
That's when you crack a 10am beer
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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