the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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